Hello and welcome back to Outside The Box, your regular slice of football culture.
For this article, we're trying something new with the first in a new series dedicated to one of our favourite topics here at OTB Towers. Non-league football.
Picture the scene, it's a Saturday afternoon and you're in Glasgow with a few hours to kill. You're in need of a football fix and want to try something other than Celtic or Rangers. If you find yourself in this precarious situation then fear not!! OTB has a few suggestions to help feed your craving.
This is The Good Club Guide: Glasgow.
Queen's Park FC
I know I mentioned in the introduction to this piece that it centres around non-league (or junior football as it is known north of the border) but I couldn't mention groundhopping without Queen's Park. The SPFL League Two club play their home games at Scotland's national football stadium, Hampden Park. This presents a unique opportunity to visit the ground without needing to attend a cup final or Scotland international. If you want to see The Spiders at Hampden (their home since 1903), you'll need to get your skates on as the club unveiled plans to renovate their Lesser Hampden training ground into a 1700+ venue suitable for league football.
As Scotland's oldest club, you'd expect that Queen's Park would be steeped in history and you wouldn't be wrong. Only Celtic and Rangers have won the Scottish Cup on more occasions that The Spiders and they hold the distinction of being the only club from north of the border to have played in an English FA Cup final, doing so on two occasions in 1885 and 1886 losing to Blackburn Rovers on both occasions. The club has even had Champions League winning players and managers on it's books over time. Before he was winning everything in sight as Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson made 31 appearances for the club between 1958 and 1960, scoring on fifteen occasions. Current Liverpool left-back and Scotland captain Andy Robertson also began his career with the club, playing for them between 2012 and 2013 before making a move to Dundee United.
As previously mentioned, the club play at Hampden Park and tickets cost £15 for adults and £5 for concessions. For more information on fixtures, visit queensparkfc.co.uk or find them on Twitter @queensparkfc.
Maryhill FC
What happens when you cross pro wrestling with football? Usually you'll get that clip off Sky Sports from the 90s when 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels unexpectedly declared his undying love for Alan Shearer and Blackburn Rovers, in Scotland however things are a little different.
In July 2019 the West Region League One club found themselves on the brink of extinction until local wrestling promoter Mark Dallas came to the rescue. Dallas, a native of the Maryhill area, started promoting his Insane Championship Wrestling (ICW for short) shows at the local community centre with the likes of WWE stars Finn Balor, Noam Dar and 2020 Royal Rumble winner Drew McIntyre performing for the company. When he heard of his local club's plight, Dallas came forward to help save the club, making ICW their main shirt sponsor and becoming their vice-president.
Formed in 1884, The Hill can boast Celtic legends Danny McGrain and Tommy Burns as notable former players and in their early years entered the Scottish senior football system. They returned to the juniors in 1894 and have won the prestigious Scottish Junior Cup twice in 1900 and 1940. More recently, the club hit the headlines when Gavin Stokes scored one of the fastest recorded goals in football history when he hit the net against Clydebank after just 3.2 seconds of their 2017 encounter.
Maryhill entertain visitors at the 1800-capacity Lochburn Park, their home since 1897 with entry on matchdays costing £5 for adults or £2.50 for concessions. The club's website can be found at maryhillfc.com and on Twitter you can interact with them @Maryhill_FC.
St. Anthony's FC
If you find yourself in the Govan area of Glasgow, you could do worse than pay St. Anthony's a visit at McKenna Park
A popular urban legend is that The Ants' green and white hooped jerseys provided the inspiration for Celtic's switch from stripes to hoops in 1903. Given the fact that St. Anthony's didn't commence playing competitive football until 1904 and that it is widely believed that Celtic took inspiration from Edinburgh club Hibernian, there is reasonable doubt that the story is nothing more than a colloquial fallacy. The club themselves have even attempted to disprove this theory speculating that the club's original pattern featured stripes although it may never be known as the original jerseys were lost following Luftwaffe bombing attacks on their ground during World War Two.
Arguably the club's most famous former player is former Celtic captain Bobby Evans. The centre-half joined the Parkhead club from The Ants in 1944 and made 535 appearances for the Bhoys before leaving for Chelsea in 1960 as well as representing Scotland on 48 occasions. Evans was posthumously inducted into the Scottish Football Hall of Fame in 2008.
The club won three consecutive Scottish Junior League titles between 1919 and 1921 but nowadays find themselves in League Two of the West of Scotland league. In 2018, the club garnered widespread social media attention when Italian Serie A giants Roma publicly announced on Twitter that they were supporting the club to celebrate Non-League Day.
McKenna Park has been The Ants' home ground since 2003 and match tickets cost £5 for adults and £2.50 for concessions. The club are active on social media (I would advocate giving them a follow) and you can find them on Twitter @StAnthonysFC with their web address being theants.co.uk.
Pollok FC
If it's a club with a voluminous trophy cabinet you're after, don't look any further than Pollok from the Newlands area of the city.
After Scottish junior football's restructuring in 2002, The Lok (as they are nicknamed) have won the West Region Premiership title on four occasions, more than any other club with their most recent title coming in 2008. The club were also one of the first junior clubs to be admitted into the Scottish Cup, making their bow in the competition in September 2007, defeating St. Cuthbert Wanderers 6-2 before holding Third Division side Montrose to a 2-2 draw at Links Park before eventually exiting the competition after a 1-0 defeat in the replay.
Prior to the restructuring of the junior system, Pollok had won the Central League eight times and have also won the Scottish Junior Cup three times, triumphing in 1981, 1985 and 1997.
In 2016, the club received plenty of viral attention following full-back Tam Hanlon's hat-trick against Neilston. The trio of long range strikes, which included two free kicks, clocked up thousands of views on YouTube and garnered many plaudits from around the football world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chq__VLJhO0
Newlandsfield has been the club's home since 1929 after Glasgow City Council forced them to move from their original Haggs Park ground in 1927 to use the grounds for school playing fields. The club spent two years playing at Rosebery Park in Oatlands and the Queen Mary Tea Gardens in Thornliebank.
Tickets for The Lok's home matches cost £6 for adults and £3 for concessions. Their website is pollokfc.com and are on Twitter @pollokfc.
So there you have it, a few suggestions to help kill the time if you're at a loose end on a Saturday afternoon in Glasgow. Hopefully we've inspired you to visit one of the clubs we've mentioned here or non-league football in general. There are plenty of clubs on your doorstep that you can visit.
Before we go, it's time to begin a new mini-series on OTB as we pay homage to one of the definitive football management simulators, Championship Manager 01/02. At the end of each subsequent OTB article we'll take a month by month look at our save as we manage a cash-strapped Nottingham Forest. Here's how we fared during August 2001 in THE HOTSEAT.
We join the game as clouds begin to gather over The City Ground with the receivers called in to try and aid the club's perilous financial situation. Given the belt-tightening the club's only transfer activity is regarding player departures with David Prutton joining Sunderland for £1.7 million. Captain Chris Bart-Williams left for Birmingham later in the month and was quickly followed out the exit door by Andy Gray who signed for West Brom in a £450,000 deal.
After two pre-season wins (1-0 vs Danish side Silkeborg and 4-0 vs Eastwood) and a 3-0 home defeat to Chelsea, the serious business began at Valley Parade as guests of Bradford City. Benito Carbone's quick-fire double in the latter stages of the first half give us a mountain to climb and despite a better showing in the second period, Bantams keeper Aidan Davison turned out an impressive display to keep us out, hardly an ideal start.
As I'm unable to make any signings, the club are relying very much on young players. This became prevalent as young midfielder Gareth Williams popped up with two goals in our first home match against Barnsley. In a reverse of the Bradford game, an impressive first half display was overshadowed by a poor second half showing and an air of inevitability surrounded the game with Bruce Dyer netting an equaliser to end the game 2-2. Thankfully, we manage to get our first win of the season with a routine 2-0 victory over Bournemouth in the League Cup.
We closed the month out with back to back draws, coming back from 2-0 down to draw away at Stockport before a thrilling 3-3 tie with Burnley on August Bank Holiday Monday. Another youngster entered the fray as Craig Westcarr netted his first senior goal for the club to help us fightback from two down before Alan Rogers scored a free kick to put us ahead. Goalkeeper Darren Ward was sent off and the visitors scored the resulting penalty to snatch a point, although we could have won it at the end. We end August in the bottom three with three points from our four games, hopefully September will see an upturn in fortunes, especially with a League Cup tie at arch-rivals Derby to look forward to.
That's all from OTB for now, we'll be back later this week with some more football musings and of course more from our trials and tribulations as Forest's virtual manager.
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Until next time, take care.